major_west: (inspecting)
major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2009-11-28 02:37 pm

113 - West loves animals.

It would appear that I've finally found a use for this weasel. She's having quite a time with these things. In fact, I'd be willing to offer her up for demonstrations, in a bit.

[Filtered to: Billy, Charlie, Adam, Paddy, Snoop, Parker, Namor. Hereafter referred to as the "West's Awesome Gang" Filter]

After this little infestation has been cleared, I think we ought to arrange another poker game-- this time, without wardens or silly rules about 'no girls allowed'. There's some business I'd like to discuss, concerning the state of affairs for the more... human among us. Now, I am aware that you're not all strictly human, but I believe our goals may be more in line with each other than you think.

[OOC: YES THE GANG PLOT I'VE BEEN ALLUDING TO FOR AGES WILL FINALLY BEGIN. Also, edit in West's public comment was supposed to be there from the beginning; I totally forgot to add it when I was editing in the other filtered bit]

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[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Stomping sounds like a messier, but easier method.

I saw that. I think the difference is, I wasn't being serious. That snake ate a dog. It was a bad idea all around.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
A dog? How large was that snake?

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[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Bigger than Shane could handle. I didn't see it until he finally got rid of it.

It was a very small dog.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. I'd pictured a Labrador retriever.

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[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it was one of those ugly little things that women think are cute.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see the appeal in those things. Why not get a rat? I hear they're smarter, anyway.

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[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Me neither. It was a peace offering to the wife, y'know. Although proper dogs are more useful than rats.

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Very true.