098 - Crap I gotta think of something for post 100 :(

[major_west]

Well.

I said some truly inappropriate things last night that were certainly not becoming for a man of my age and rank no matter how truthful they were, and for that, I apologise. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've a hangover to nurse.


[OOC: Honestly, he's just apologising for looking like an ass; he has no regrets for calling Bobby fat and gross]

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It's gotta be epic!

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

Drink lots off water, love.

Definitely! I just need to figure out what it is :C

[major-west.livejournal.com]

What I could honestly go for right now is a big fry-up.

Maybe we'll be in port by then?

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Wish I could help you there, but I'm not a great cook... I'd be more likely to kill you than make you feel better...

I'm gonna try to hold up for after port XD

[major-west.livejournal.com]

And that certainly will not do.

I have a feeling if I tried to make one right now, I'd be run out of the kitchen, anyway.

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

Definitely not.

And... yeeeeeeeeah, you might want to make a habit of putting your comm away when you drink. Under lock and key. And give the key to someone else. Preferably someone sober.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

It seems like a lot of people got drunk last night. It was incredibly inappropriate behaviour from Kirk, but I don't think anyone can be blamed for having...taken advantage of it.

I hope he'll take back anything that went unused. I don't want to waste resources. Is champagne a resource?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...

Billy was encouraging me.

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

To drink?

Or to say the things you said?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I do think a bit of drinking was long overdue for everybody. Unfortunately, it seems many of us went farther than that.

Ah... not that I know of. This is only the second time I've seen champagne on the Barge.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Both.

To be fair, we were pissed and encouraging each other.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Well, the average bottle of champagne has two to three times the daily alcohol limit for a normal person, and the alcohol in sparkling wine is absorbed much faster as a result of the carbonation process, so...the consequences of this are unfortunate but they're hardly surprising.

Do you know if Billy's alright?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I never knew that about champagne.

Yes. He's... snoring.

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

Well, then, he should do the same.

[Private]

You know I'm rather fond of you, West, and I don't want to lecture you, but you're a mean drunk. It just causes misery all round... for you included.

Please, just... be careful.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I hardly think a bit of teasing qualifies me as a mean drunk.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Snoring?

...

I see. Make sure you both eat something if you're hungover, it'll help. Painkillers will be tough on your liver and/or digestive system so try to avoid them.

[gimmethemap]

How much of that did you drink?

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[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

That was not a bit of teasing. That was intentionally going after a subject where you knew she was vulnerable and then digging in deeper instead of leaving it alone when she was obviously upset. And even asked you to stop.

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[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

What is Rose talking about? It was funny, and Libby joined in and got you back.

...I know this is going to sound awful? But I kind of think it was good for her.

Private - I AM ASSUMING BILLY READ HER COMMENTS OVER HIS SHOULDER

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I think I came out worse than her in all this, anyway. The things I said...

Women don't understand how we take the piss out of each other.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Billy and I had two bottles between the two of us.

Some of it was spilled, of course.

...

I am still a Major, you realise.

[gimmethemap]

I'm never calling you Major again, Henry.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Yes. Snoring. He doesn't do it often.

Right. I could do with some bacon and eggs. A shame today's breakfast looks like rubbish.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

That's fine. Not everybody did.

But this place cannot and will not revoke my accomplishments.

[gimmethemap]

That's fine. You keep them. But you can't use them here.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

We were taking the piss out of each other. It's what friends do, especially when they've had a bit to drink.