096 - West is still an asshole

[major_west]

This is perhaps the first time I have been able to use these showers without having to bear witness to the aftermath of male shedding. Thank goodness for small favours and sudden departures.

[OOC: YEAH SO back when we had our hairy Italian guys, I was going to have West put up a big whiny post about the showers being gross with body hair. BUT NOW THEY'RE ALL GONE, BUT FOR RALPH, so you get the opposite post now. My characters love insulting each other]

Comments

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Shedding? Is there something I should be aware of? Or be glad I should never need to be aware of?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It depends. Are you a Warden or an Inmate?

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Warden. Why does this make a difference?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Because Wardens have the luxury of their own showers. We Inmates, on the other hand, find ourselves with community property, and some of our fellows don't know how to clean up after themselves.

Or didn't, I should say.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. I was merely curious, that is all. It could be a lot worse, I'm sure.

Who...shedded?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Very true. I could find myself with pink hair like the others, after all.

Some rather large men from New Jersey. They used to work in the kitchen.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

That's...

...ugh.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Pink hair. How does one get pink hair at all?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I absolutely agree.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Something to do with the showers; I'm sure somebody tampered with them. It must have only affected a few of the stalls, as the rest of us weren't affected by it.

I imagine someone's a wee bit hairy himself...

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I ain't noticed nothing like that...

Unlike West :(

[major-west.livejournal.com]

How could you not? It would get all over the floor.

Charlie's not...as hygenic, I think. He probably saw the hair and thought nothing of it

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Ain't that how bathin' places are?

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like a pleasant state of affairs. At least you don't have pink hair. Lovely.

[gimmethemap]

You're awfully charming today, aren't you?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Yes, I find myself rather fortunate for a change.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

When people don't clean them properly, yes.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Merely commenting on a favourable change.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

May I ask who you are, sir? Merely out of curiosity.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

That's a mental image I could have lived without for...well...the rest of my life, frankly.

I'm sorry your conditions aren't...ideal.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

I think cleanin' old hair off yourself is cleanin' proper.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

You're right-I've noticed that also. Thank heavens.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Major Henry West. And yourself?

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Oh, in the Army? Colonel Edward Sexby. Edward or Sexby will do.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

For all the communal showers I've been saddled with, I've never gotten used to that detail.

I suppose it's a bit much to expect ideal conditions in a prison.