057 - THANK ETHAN FOR THIS

[major_west]

[In frenzied sort of handwriting, which has since been scribbled out]

Billy, are y--

[Annnd he never finishes what he's writing, because he's run off thanks to Ethan]

[Edit: Several hours later]

Well. That was excessive.

Comments

Billy's going to pretend he didn't write that and move on very quickly!

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess there's no accounting for taste.

Pthh. Running.

You can't tell, because we're on a journal? But I just totally rolled my eyes in contempt.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I see your contempt and raise you an obscene gesture.

But you can't see it.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

I respond to your invisible obscene gesture with a vague sense of intangible disapproval, which you couldn't see even if you were here!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You must have taken lessons from my mum.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Very funny.

You're a Major! I bet your family was really proud of you.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...in a way, they were. They weren't happy about my bachelorhood, but--

[Looonnnng pause]

They were-- I miss Well. Family.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

...

I'm sorry West. I guess we didn't really get that far on the whole, "talking about home" front, did we?

What were they like?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No need to apologise, really.

They--

They were the sort of people who planned their children's lives out before they even settled on any names.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Ah.

And your plan involved settling down with a nice girl someday?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. I never told them about-- certain things.

Anyway.

What were yours like?

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Never really knew my mom, she left when I was younger so I was mostly raised by my dad and my grandpa.

They were nice, it was a nice upbringing. No excuses there for turning evil.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't call you evil.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm very evil!

You're going to ruin my reputation!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'll call you horrible, if it'll make you feel better.

You're very horrible.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

... How about dastardly?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Fairly dastardly, but quite fiendish.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

A true friend indeed!