Oh. [He tries not to, but a little laugh slips out and he covers his mouth. It isn't that he's laughing at Billy, so much as he's laughing a little in relief that the story isn't completely depressing or insane] I'm sorry. [He stops laughing and does sound genuine when he speaks] That sounds positively infuriating.

[He's quiet for a moment]

Why is there a 'Captain Hammer' where you're from?