[That earns him another grin] Actually it doesn't really have an ending, I just needed something vaguely catchy to say, and I was sick of Captain Hammer mispronouncing the word "physician" when he told me to heal myself after every single plan he foiled, so I went with "I've got a Phd in Horribleness".

[A pause]

Just... to clarify things.

[Another pause.]

My Phd is actually in Advanced electronics and engineering.