He bases it around the wrong guys because he knows he'll get away with it.

The second his warden became an uptight cunt, he knew he had to get creative. You go to an extreme and guess what happens? You can pass the blame.

He's an exhibitionist. He gets his work out there while she becomes this fucking maternal warden all over again.

He just gotta say, "But I wouldn't do that -- that's stupid", maybe change a few things in his style, and hey presto. He's in the clear.