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[major_west]

[Private to the Marquis]
YOU SAID IT WOULD WASH OFF! Never come within ten feet of me with a quill again!

[/Private]

Billy-- Dr. Horrible, whatever it is you go by normally-- I'd rather put the awkwardness of the flood behind us. Meet me for a drink at the pub so we can just have a good laugh about it? I really don't mean this in any flirtatious way.

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[Private] - He doesn't trust you!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It doesn't involve bobbins, does it?

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Quite the opposite.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...


....I really wish you didn't write on my arse, too.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You looked delicious.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I was drunk.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You didn't have that much wine, did you?

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Come on, I was barely conscious by the time you pulled the quill out.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You were talking, you responded to every touch and every question that I asked you.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I... Question? What sort of--

Oh wait. Nevermind, I think I get the idea.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I would not have continued if I had even an inkling that you were not awake enough to pay attention.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I was paying attention. At the time.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

And you enjoyed it at the time.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Fair enough, but nothing's coming off when I bathe!

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You're not doing it right, then.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...I know how to bathe myself.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Obviously you don't, if it's not coming off.

Besides, how can I tell you what I've written, otherwise?

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well. Alright, tell me.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You're obviously not using the proper bath oils.

And I don't remember what I wrote verbatim. You would have to show me.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I can arrange that. Um. Later.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

No. Now.

Very well. Let's hope your little friend doesn't see the bits on the back of your neck, then.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...we're just getting a drink.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Of course you are.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I am. Thank you for believing me.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I never said that I did not believe you.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

And that's why I said thanks.

[Private]

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Of course.

Do as you like. Enjoy yourself.

[Private]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...

....right. I will. Talk to you later.